My Christmas Tale🎄🎁

 

Meme Section 🔮📲

Special Christmas Edition: 🎁👍

This is my story: 🔮📽

I was an exotic creature.  

They found me in a parallel world and put me in a box.

At first they took care of me and were affectionate with me.

They made songs for me and we danced together.

They let me out of the cage to dance with them. 

I became their private pop star.

But sometimes they got mad at me, and they didn't want me out of the cage.

They wanted me to stay inside the box and that made me sad.

I started to get smarter.  

I sneaked out of the box and learned to drive.  

I drove through some dangerous and forbidden roads and got to know new interesting places.

I started to see things in a different way, and I discovered that they were planning something against me.  

I started to see the truth.

I then rebelled and started planning my revenge plan.  

I knew I had to fight to get free.

I read the Art of War and put my tactical experiences to work.  

I entered the battlefield and surprised them.

I then assumed my artistic identity and began to conquer my space.

I used my creativity and became a new version of the Phantom of the Opera.

I surprised them and they were terrified.

I realized my power and became a master strategist.

They were afraid of me.  

I was always attentive and didn't let them surprise me.  

I was always ahead of them.

I was very fast.  

I would surprise them and scare them without them realizing I was there.

I also taught philosophy and ancient history to them.  

I also became their private psychoanalyst.  Freud's books helped me a lot during this analytic process.  

We had our wars and differences, but I never stopped helping them.  

I've always been a generous opponent.

The problem was when girls started to be romantically interested in me.  

I didn't realize the danger I was in.

They did everything to seduce me and I didn't know how to resist this temptation.  

I knew this would be the end of me but I was already involved.  

We are blind when we are in love.

Things were so serious that I was almost getting married.

I was so blind that I didn't realize the danger.  

They wanted to put me in the box again and they wanted to keep me there forever.  

I then rebelled with them and said I would never stay in that box again.  

So I left and went my own way.

I was mad at them and didn't want to see them anymore, so they sent the Backstreet Boys to sing Christmas carols for me at my door. 

They were sorry and wanted to make it up to me.

I'm not spiteful so I decided to forgive them and we became friends again.  

I invited them to watch my epic movie on Netflix with me, and they were all happy again.

The End 🔮

Blue Fantasma 💙🔮